10.28.2011

desperately seeking susan

I am thinking up new topics to post here...until then, some old stuff revisited...

[previously posted on myspace on May 29, 2009]

Personal ads are funny...

(air quotes)

50/M/Straight/Single

I like movies, dining out, taking trips, traveling, going to shows, the beach, pretty much anything relaxing. Would prefer a girl from 25 to 40.


...A "girl?" Ums. Ewh. And why does this sound like he's ordering something from Amazon.com?

Also, I love how most ads say essentially the same thing for likes. I mean, who doesn't like movies, eating and/or relaxing? I would like to see an ad that says "I enjoy yelling obscenities at a movie screen (particularly if it's a "rom-com"), I only eat food that is naturally or unnaturally purple and relaxing freaks me out."


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